lol...

Here's a chuck joke...

Chuck Norris has been on Mars... that's why there's no signs of life

I thought that was the place where they shoot Walkker: Texas Ranger.

no... it's the place for CHUCK NORRIS FACTS

HELLO Glory six oh five! I'm glad You are here!! Welcome!

*yessss another English well-speaking person and I won't understand much!! *

come on... you don't understand english?.. that blows

hmmm I thought I do, but Sonic posts... To understand his language I have to read his posts again, and again... and then I find some words I know, then I look into the dictionary for some kee words and then I can understand the sense of the post... somehow. And this is so beautiful moment heh, no, I do understand, but the USA members uses a strange English, and I have some problems with that...
But I promise, I'll be getting better, I'm working on it! Also by being here!

I WAS MufasaCub, but due to some problems, yes on my part, I had to change that. The English language is by far a wacked out speech. I only know that by studying other languages. For the past 6 months I've been teaching myself German and Russian. I'm greeeeeat with the German, just the Russian is difficult because it's crylic or some popcorn like that.

Chuck wet to Mars? I swear I thought it was a chimp they sent first. Wait a second, I'm starting to get ideas here. I mean, chuck could pass off under the primate family. Ohohoho - so that's what's been goin' on at NASA. Chuck the Chimp was really Chuck the Norris!

He probably got caught in a gulf hurricane on re-entry.
The El Niño - which is Spanish for..... ....the Niño!

Did you ever wonder what it'd be like in the eye of a storm? Prolly like a swirly in a toilet at fist, then a little bit of roller coaster time, followed by living in a van down by the river.

MufacaCub - that sounds familiar! I did not know, so : we are glad You are back!

What does "roller coaster" mean?

oh,... those are the really big rides... where about 15-25 people sit in a little train, and it takes you up high, and then,... DROPS YOU AND MAKES YOU YELL THE SHIZZLES OUT OF YOURSELF and feel like you're falling out of your seat, and if you have a weak stomach, you through up. (during the ride, or afterwards)

haha... I once went on a whole bunch of crazy ones, and threw up on a swing ship

by the way... "shizzles" is not english word... it's a rapper slang

eh, the broken English we speak here huh? well, hope I keep in mind that I have to make sure everybody understands what I say

The more you speak English, the better you will get, like riding a bike.

If my choice of words are too complex for you to understand, please ask me for my help. I enjoy teaching fellow members.

My knowledge of Polish, though, is severely limited. I cannot yet construct statements in the Polish language. Though I'm part Polock, it's only a fragment. I can, however, mimic the accent.

hey... I'll do the teaching/interpreting

You can do the interpreting if you speak the slavic languages.

I can still teach.

I speak Russian