Off-topic randomness here!

Shadowfox · Сообщение **Shadowfox** » 01 фев 2006, 21:12

not really??

Clara · Сообщение **Clara** » 01 фев 2006, 22:57

eeeerm... What are we talking about...?

Borah · Сообщение **Borah** » 02 фев 2006, 08:27

cutting a burger

apolonia · Сообщение **apolonia** » 02 фев 2006, 22:25

Chuck Norris would be able to cut it without anything - just kicking

Hey, tell me are in your countrys also popular these jokes about Chuck. Well, here almos every conversatiom ends with such joke :/ but - some of them are funny

Shadowfox · Сообщение **Shadowfox** » 02 фев 2006, 23:42

say some
no such jokes in BG

Borah · Сообщение **Borah** » 03 фев 2006, 05:19

yeah, Chuck Norris jokes just got popular (where I live) I don't know about before... but so far I've heard some...

like: The worst way to die is a spinning back-hit from Chuck Norris

apolonia · Сообщение **apolonia** » 03 фев 2006, 09:25

If Chuck Norris is going to be late it is better for The Time to go slower!!

<I'll write more later, I have no time now>

Shadowfox · Сообщение **Shadowfox** » 03 фев 2006, 12:57

what are the others?

Borah · Сообщение **Borah** » 04 фев 2006, 01:57

I'm not so fond of chuck norris jokes, but I love blonde jokes

(NOT GOING TO TYPE ANY IN HERE,... MAY BE OFFENSIVE TO ANY BLONDE USER ON HERE)

Shadowfox · Сообщение **Shadowfox** » 04 фев 2006, 02:31

I for instance :P

The Sonic God

Borah писал(а):ok...

you CUT a STEAK with a knife... you BITE a BURGER with your TEETH

Yes, and, yes.

But you can also bite a steak with your teeth, seeing as it's kind of required for us humans to chew our food before swallowing it.

Shadowfox · Сообщение **Shadowfox** » 04 фев 2006, 12:51

Borah · Сообщение **Borah** » 04 фев 2006, 18:52

sonic god, I don't think you bite your steak... do you? last time I ate a steak, it was too hard to bite... heck, it was hard to cut... lol.. but you got the "chew" part right

apolonia · Сообщение **apolonia** » 04 фев 2006, 19:11

Chuck Norris has count to the infinity... twice!

Chuck Norris is able to tie a shoe with a turnip.

God wanted to create the World in 10 days, but Chuck Norris told him, that he must do it in 6 days.

Why God's name is "God"? - because "Chuck Norris" was already reserved.

Chuck Norris is not listening to the music. The music is listening to the Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris was in the begining, after it was only chaos.

Chuck Norris run faster then you sit.

Chuck Norris make a scramble eggs by using a bread and tomatos.

When children are falling asleep they are checking if there is a monster under their bed. When the monster is falling asleep he's checking if there is Chuck Norris under his bed.

The father of the maths is Pitagoras. The father of Pitagoras is Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris is able to strip (milk) even a bull!

Chuck Norris won tour the France... running.

Chuck Norris knows the end of "never ending story"

What had found the first explorer on Mars? "I've been here - Chuck Norris"

Chuck Norris does not need a garderobe to enter Narnia.

good... better... Chuck Norris! <gut, besser, Chuck Norris! (for You Mieko!

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Chuck Norris was a pope... twice~!

and so on... This is my own translation, sorry for the language mistakes. We have lots of these jokes, and, imagine! some of them are quite funny!

I wanted to know in which countries there is such a ... woh to call it... fad?
Please answer.

Shadowfox · Сообщение **Shadowfox** » 04 фев 2006, 21:44

LOL!
<it's wardrobe, even if its "garderobe" in Bulgarian

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