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The Sonic God

It's a sign man... it's got to be...

Or the finch had nothing better to do.

Utora · Сообщение **Utora** » 31 авг 2006, 04:02

The Sonic God писал(а):It's a sign man... it's got to be...

Or the finch had nothing better to do.

"A jump....to conclusions mat! You see there would be this mat...with different conclusions written on it..that you could JUMP - to!"

Anywho, it was weird....the finch. then I had a nightmare about massive chameleons attacking me and stealing my fingers.

See I caught these gekkos in Louisiana, about 10 of them, and stuffed them all in a coke bottle. they all had their tails on. then, I kicked em', and when i found the bottle...they're tails were blown off. I don't know what possessed me to do that persay.....but i think that nightmare is a sign of unfortunate events that shall follow my gekko abuseage.

:o

Borah · Сообщение **Borah** » 31 авг 2006, 08:07

Karma, man... It can bite you on the a....

I remember I had a few animal "torture" events, and all that does is haunt me... Something I've done 10 years ago still floats in my mind and sometimes, makes my mood (usually negative) :o

DO NOT TORUTURE ANIMALS!!!

Free (cheap) advice from a (once) curious little cub, and now a wise teen lion

Utora · Сообщение **Utora** » 31 авг 2006, 08:29

AMEN

I still have nightmares........

Once I tied a bag around my c-......nvm...

Borah · Сообщение **Borah** » 01 сен 2006, 00:55

glory605 писал(а):AMEN

I still have nightmares........

Once I tied a bag around my c-......nvm...

bad boy

The Sonic God

Please speak not of such things again you sick and weird lion.

Borah · Сообщение **Borah** » 01 сен 2006, 09:21

HAHA! Justin tryng to sound all royal and stuff

sounds pretty good though... Just like the english in 14th century

Utora · Сообщение **Utora** » 02 сен 2006, 00:38

bad boy

Please speak not of such things again you sick and weird lion.

Lioness would be in order.

I was going to say I tied a bag around my cat once and it ran around and then urinated in a flower pot and up the walls. I laughed so hard until my dad came..then suddenly I felt like the cat with the bag.

I shouldn't have left it with a 'c' though, you lions go off the deep end.

Borah · Сообщение **Borah** » 02 сен 2006, 03:32

You are SICK! But, then again, aren't we all?

Utora · Сообщение **Utora** » 02 сен 2006, 07:23

How am I sick?

In my household...humor is carried out at a rather dark expense. Black comedy one would put it.
It's odd because when I get out with people outside of my home, they think I'm a sadist.

Truth is, humor in my household tends to be of this nature - we turned off the lights in the kitchen around midnight, took the head of an old 90's camera ((the flash part)) and gathered around the dog. We'd harass her and then smack the light to see her leaping out snarling...I remember that being so hilarious i pissed myself, that and prodding her with a bottle of Ranch until she lost her marbles and punctered it.

I'm going to grow being that one soldier on the team who laughs when he shoots the enemy, and I won't know how to explain it to my comrades.

Borah · Сообщение **Borah** » 02 сен 2006, 08:40

Ok... I'll go to another room to refreshen... HOW COULD YOU?

I hope you were joking

Utora · Сообщение **Utora** » 02 сен 2006, 08:54

...I'm a ...product of my environment?

I didn't actually do that, my older brother did...but..yes it did happen. My family has an abusive sense of humor.
Go kill the dog. is a common joke. Now that I think of it...that is a wee bit..morbid.

Borah · Сообщение **Borah** » 03 сен 2006, 01:42

Well, in nature it's tooth for tooth... which means none of that will go unpunished :o

Asia · Сообщение **Asia** » 03 сен 2006, 16:07

this is my freind,i always tell him if you were in a wresrling match with me,
i would win,because im strongr and i could pin you down to the ground!

and we would problay tumble down a hill together.and i would in him down.

Utora · Сообщение **Utora** » 05 сен 2006, 04:11

LOL Asiacub..I wonder if you could take me down?

Today was AMAZING. We went downtown to Chesterfield Airport, where there was an airshow/festival going on all day. I split off with my younger brother and went on alot of the rides. We get on this hang glider ride where you lay down and he says he's going to yarf. I thought he was joking, but as soon as we get to earth he runs to a trash can and vomits, everywhere. So I rushed him to a cooling station and ran to get him water - it was pretty funny looking back. I got an F/A - 18E/F Super Hornet T-shirt, a calendar and a NAVY kit, seeing as how I'm going to join in two years. They had some awesome planes doing shows. A Mustaing from WWII, an A-10 Warthog, the F4 Phantom, the Red Baron Crew, a Russian Stunt Plane, and some biplane I only saw for a few minuets. The Russian Stunt plane and the Mustang did re-enactments, and they had actual explosives on the earth to simulate crashing. One explosion was so massive, we saw the burst of flames, and felt our bodies scorch from about 200 yards away, and the shock blast set of car alarms a mile away.

I was enthraed to my maximum - all I want to do is fly away until I die.

I think I'm going to sleep for about a week though..I'm very tired.