Pride Lands

What is somewhere? If you would like to receive the literal meaning - "an undefined, yet existing place"

Oh, damn, I should have known...please, don't be so invidious

My post should have sounded as friendly as a field full of bunnies

Let's change it to "Don't be so sadistic"
Or "don't be so frank with me"

Got the meaning, trying to...

I have no idea, if you want, keep it in secret, dude! *smirking*
*sipping* *pouring a part of the good cocoa on shadowfox' mane* Hrhrhr...uuuups!

Initiating vacuum cleaner...
Detecting cocoa substanse...
Annihilating...
Flashing..
Done.

Doesn`t this cleaning stuff hurts when poured on your mane and skin?
Well, a spotlessly clean lion, pretty you are!

Yep!

*sipping on the good cocoa again*

Wanna also have a cup of cocoa, dude?
*holding the cup of cocoa insecure**handing shadowfox the cup of cocoa while it swashes*

*Shadowfox utilizes his cleaning arsenal and puts up a priority alert*
*WEAAAOW WEAAAOW*

*spilling the good cocoa on shadowfox completely because scared*
Aaaaaaw! Now we've got the mess! Silly clean lion!
*snarling jokely**tousling shadowfox' mane* Hrhr...you look a bit like being on edge, dude!

A bit...
*rebooting*
no more

*hugging shadowfox* Don't be angry! *donating shadowfox with a bag full with cocoa ->pulver<-* Easily goes out of mane and mouth! Try out!

oh, thank you :P