Pride Lands

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How many Forum posters does it take....to change a lightbulb!?

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs
1 to move it to the Lighting section
2 to argue then move it to the Electricals section
7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs
5 to flame the spell checkers
3 to correct spelling/grammar flames
6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid
2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"
15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct
19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum
11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum
36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty
7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs
4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's
3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group
13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"
5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy
4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
13 to say "do a search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"
1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again

Really funny, dude! Have you invented this yourself?
*applauding and clapping*

Mieko писал(а):

Really funny, dude! Have you invented this yourself?
*applauding and clapping*

nope... got it from another forum

applauding and clapping too early

Yeah, I've read a book with it in.
Think it was called 'e-tales three- Yet more of the best and worst internet humour'

Tallon писал(а):Yeah, I've read a book with it in.
Think it was called 'e-tales three- Yet more of the best and worst internet humour'

I gotta get it somewhere...

Muahaha! I knew you haven't written it, dude...such a funny (and perhaps nonsensely) text has to be found in the endless widths of Internet!

Mieko писал(а):Muahaha! I knew you haven't written it, dude...such a funny (and perhaps nonsensely) text has to be found in the endless widths of Internet!

yeah.. that stuff is everywhere...

One could say it's growing on trees

Mieko писал(а):One could say it's growing on trees

yes...

just like they "said" money is in america...

Who said that?
It's not truth! Here in Austria we also have money, muaha
But...at our's we're using the Euro!

I lived in a vilage that wasn't so great, and wasn't so Rich... it was next to a City, but I didn't go there every day... there, we were told that America is a land of wealth...

DON'T BELIVE THEM

Oooh, America has not to be the richest land by people who are rich...but it's BIP is the highest because all the rich push it up! (I guess)

i guess

You do it too? I knew you'd conceded this point to me