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"How to clean your cat and toilet"

1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid.

4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and rinse".



6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.

9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.




Please don't try this at home... cats are not meant to get hurt or to be used as a toilet scrub... this is a joke

Good advice!!!

Clara писал(а): Good advice!!!

Clara, NOT good
People who take things literally just might try it... I'm afraid of that

Yeah, it´s dangerous that crazy people like me can be connected to Internet

You're not crazy

I"M the one who posted this

OK, she is connected, You posted, so... I'm crazy! Everything is on the right place now :P

If I catch anyone cleaning their toilet like this, I'm going to drag them out to the street and beat them with rocks. >:

don't worry about us... most of us are sane

Borah писал(а):don't worry about us... most of us are sane

Well... yeah most of us are but some are not... not gonna hand out names here.
I'm not!




I know...

don't call me insane for posting this

I would never do that to a cat...
To a dog,... maybe... If I get mad enough at it

Poor animal...

And you forgot to add the ending of that "cat cleaning manual"
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9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.

If you have a questions - feel free to ask.
Sincerely, your Dog.
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that's good... every dog's wish

Muaha!

Mieko писал(а):Muaha!

NONO!!!